ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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