My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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