I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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