I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
