Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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