i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Betty ford says i'm here all night
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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