ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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