Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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