I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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