Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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