I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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