Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
