he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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