You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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