shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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