he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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