Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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