if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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