The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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