look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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