Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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