If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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