so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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