i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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