I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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