it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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