kristin has been a bad kristin
just tell him i said nine months
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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