I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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