i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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