i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So many bounce houses so little time
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
