brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Randomize
