don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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