All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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