my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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