Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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