Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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