Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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