She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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