Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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