we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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