You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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