you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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