Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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