oh god the rape fog is back!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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