I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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