Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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