Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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