apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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