marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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