i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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