How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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