school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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