Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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