So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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