If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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