her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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