Slut skills are useful in every country.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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